I had the scare of my life when I found out that as men age, their brains shrink. (Noooo! Not the brain!) The article I have read, however, did not mention of any reason or cause for the aforesaid morsel of information and why, of all the sexes, it is singling out the men. I am not a believer of the proverbial saying “Life is unfair”, but my incredulity has just been dispelled.
I asked myself if it had something to do with the gradual decline of testosterone production over the remainder of man’s life. Or it could be the overindulgence of hand resulting to excessive release of semen. Ugh.
While I was in the middle of dissecting the probable reasons of this abject event, I suddenly felt my brain tightened, compacted and shrunk some more. “Oh God, this is so not fair” was all my flustered mind could squall.
Then something occurred to me. I am not the only walking man with a shrunk brain on this planet. “Hey dude, can we go get some booze tonight? The shrinkage of my brain has accelerated. Maybe we can celebrate. How about you?”
dude, be more afraid if your cock shrinks. hahahaha!
NOOOOOOOO! :))
i think it’s the increase of brain fluid.
Better to have a shrinking brain than a shrinking, um, heart. :D
nyay.
well, hope its just the size,
not the contents and/or capacity,
=P
hahahahaha i wish its below the belt that would shrink not the brain :D
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does the shrinking affect the memory?
If it is true, this is a scary and alarming fact.
I agree with Miko, I hope it’s just the size and not the capacity will shrink. I am more interested of the reasons why it will shrink or are there any ways to prevent it and what are they.