My stash has been infiltrated

Here’s a friendly reminder to every guy who keeps a secret store of their rather valuable items(read: self-indulging paraphernalias). Mixing them up with your other CD collections is not enough. Sooner or later, someone with keen sense will trace your stash, pop it in the DVD player and alas, you are busted. Trust me, it’s already based on my experience. So what do I propose? Rename your stash. Something like “Migratory Patterns of Bar-tailed Godwits”, or “Putting Up A Jigsaw Puzzle: The Basics”, or “Cockroach Dissection Video Clips (Warning: Faint-hearted people must not see this.).

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About Kenneth Theodore

I translate ethnic slurs. View all posts by Kenneth Theodore

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